Stripes for Introverts: Because Social Interactions are Torture

Are you an introvert who just wants a little extra somethin' to make the horrors of socializing a mite more bearable? Do you find yourself questioning the very fabric of human interaction? Do you just want to be left alone with your thoughts, but still look stylish while doing so?

We've got you covered. Our patented, clinically-tested, totally-not-made-up-by-a-hermit Stripes for Introverts system is designed to help you navigate the gauntlet of small talk, awkward silence, and forced smiling. It's like a social armor, but with better fashion

Our Stripes come in a variety of colors, each carefully selected to match your specific introvert personality type: